I'm starting a new series to showcase items that haven't been "localized," or further translated from their rough versions into something natives, or those local to the language, wouldn't find either hilarious or just plain confusing. (As in, "All your base are belong to us.")

Some things are just too precious in their rough versions, like this shirt I almost bought in Barcelona:

Now I know what to tell my guy in the morning. It works, right? I mean, before his morning constitutional?